Dumbass Of The Day: Man Tries To Escape Jail One Day Before His Release

GRAYSON, Calif. -- An inmate who was just a day away from release fled from the Stanislaus County Inmate Honor Farm in Grayson on Thursday, the sheriff's department said.

Modesto resident Silbestre Penaloza Menera, 32, escaped through a gate that had been opened for a truck, then followed the vehicle and escaped. He ran into a cornfield.

Menera had just finished eating lunch and was returning to the yard when he ran for the gate, Deputy Royjindar Singh said.

A deputy saw Menera leaving as he was arriving for work.
The corn is 9 to 10 feet tall, so it's hard to see a human. A K-9 unit, sheriff's department helicopter, deputies and the California Highway Patrol are looking for him.

Menera was sentenced for a count of driving under the influence, the sheriff's department said. He was sentenced to serve five days with two days credit.
He also had a second DUI case pending in the court system, Singh said.

Chandler's Vedict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

This is probably the dumbest thing I have heard about in a long time. This is like a guy about to lose his virginity who decides that he'll masturbate just before penetration. Instead of waiting a few moments, or in this case a day...this jerk off decided to pull a Field of Dreams in the nearby corn fields. Kevin Costner's character didn't just say "what the hell" and decide to sprint like Carl Lewis into the corn fields. He listened to the sexilicious voice of James Earl Jones and stayed the hell out. This goof should of just sucked it up (literally) one last day.