And Let The Superbowl Commercials Begin...

Justin Timberlake's Pepsi Commercial



Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

This is actually pretty funny. The cameo by Andy Samberg (SNL) is clutch. Fucking Justin man. I use to hate the guy...how can you not admire him now? He's dating one of the hottest chicks in the world, his music is sick...and he ditched the homo's of NSYNC. Oh and I almost forgot, his ex Britney who apparently cheated on him...is now a crack head. That's karma for you skank.

EXCLUSIVE: New Jay-Z Track "Ain't I"

Jay-Z - Ain't I (Produced By Timbaland)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/7039277c7aa0dd/

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Jigga having fun over a classic Timbo beat = a sick track. Take a listen.

Joggers Under Attack!

A JOGGER was injured after being hit by a frozen Mars bar hurled from a passing car.

The man was running along Sunderland Road, South Shields, when the rock-hard chocolate bar was thrown at him.

Police said the car - a black Nissan or Toyota - then turned round, drove back past the shocked man, and its occupants threw another object at him before driving off.

The bizarre incident, which resulted in the man suffering a swollen ankle, happened at about 10.30am yesterday.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police on 08456 043 043.

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!


First things first - Out of all things to throw...a Mars bar???? Let's get serious, who throws a MARS bar?

Everyone knows that a frozen SNICKERS would be much more effective - it has the peanuts inside!...(Amateurs).

I must say, the only time I witnessed something frozen being thrown at someone was at last year's Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills game which happened to be frozen oranges. Yes, oranges. From the looks of it, they really hurt as well.


This has shady written all over it. The jogger has a swollen ankle? From hiding in the bushes? Call the police? I can just imagine what a witness would say...

"Yes Officer, I did see them throw that chocolate bar at that man. Unfortuantely I didn't get a good look at the plates, it was really dark outside. No Sir, I did not get a good look at them either. I would've helped, but I was scared for my life. I thought if they saw me, they would come after me and stick ju jubes up my ass."

British Lady Full Of Shit

A woman kicked a police officer in the groin then smeared her faeces across his pristine van, a court heard."All hell broke loose" when Shirley Kirkman was arrested near her home, Lincoln Magistrates' Court was told by the prosecution.She went berserk - kicking the police officer so hard he was in considerable pain and unable to work for two days.

But things got worse when she was put into the van, which had been dispatched from Market Rasen Police Station.The 43-year-old pulled her knickers down and defecated in the back of the van - watched by another horrified officer. PC Steven Lingard said: "We switched on the extractor fan and she was picking up her faeces and putting it in the vents."This continued all the way to custody. At one point she stood up and urinated on the floor as well."But Kirkman didn't appear intoxicated, he told the court.




In her absence yesterday, Kirkham of Gibson Road, Hemswell Cliff, was convicted of assaulting a police officer and causing criminal damage. District Judge Richard Blake said he expected Kirkman would pay at least £300 compensation as part of her sentence.A warrant, without bail, was issued for her arrest.

Chandler's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

I definitely think that this lady should move to Japan. The Japanese police would embrace this woman as one of their own! Hey, I'm not picking on the Japanese...I love them!!! I play Nintendo...my car is an Acura...I support their economy...

Anyways, this lady is up there with Britney Spears in terms of being fucked up.

Who the hell decides to take a shit all over a police van after getting arrested?

The British from what I know aren't into this type of kinky behaviour. I would export her to Japan in exchange for some Nintendo Wii's and maybe a geisha girl. Now that my friends...would be classy!

Just Plain Sick (We Love The Japanese)

As my long time friend and colleague Chandler has just posted - the Japanese culture can be sick.

I'm sure we've all heard or had those crazy stories where the Japanese guy pulls a knife on you and tells you to strip (Or was that just me?).

Except this time, it's actually true.

A teacher at a Tokyo school was arrested on Monday for making a group of boys undress at knifepoint and stealing their underpants, Kyodo news agency reported.
A group of eight boys aged 12 to 13 were playing in school grounds earlier this month when the 26-year-old man, who teaches at a different school, approached them.

Two of the boys ran away but he made the other six take off their trousers and underpants, it quoted local police as saying. The knife touched one boy, causing minor injuries, they said.

I hope they find out that this is the guy that is supplying those vending machines with those underwear and panties.

Just when you thought that was it...there's a little something extra!

The principal of the school where he taught was shown on TV saying he was a dedicated teacher.

So not only did this Principal not deny he ever worked at the school, or that he will be fired...No no, he was dedicated!

Dedicated to what you might ask? Maybe he was dedicated in training the class the finer art of sniffing panties? Dedicated to teaching a class full of young children that dirty panties will fulfill all of their sexual desires? Dedicated to being able to lick his own anus while juggling 3 knives? I guess we will never know...

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

What happened to the good old days where people with knives used them to shank hookers and homeless people?

Also, if I was a little Japanese kid and some stranger came up to me asking me for my underwear...I'm pretty sure I would've shit my pants, whipped it out and threw it right in his face.

And The Most Perverted Country Goes To...

A LONELY Japanese man has been arrested for allegedly calling directory assistance thousands of times because he liked to be scolded by operators.Takahiro Fujinuma - who is 37, single and unemployed - reportedly would whisper "darling" as he tried to start a conversation and then pleaded with female operators not to hang up.

He was arrested yesterday in Tokyo on charges of obstructing the business of service operator NTT Solco, part of telecom giant Nippon Telegraph and Telephone.

He placed 2,600 calls to directory help - reached in Japan by dialling 104 - between early June and mid-November, a police spokesman said.

But Japanese media said he is suspected of starting his habit in 2004 and calling 104 more than 10,000 times.

He reportedly told police that he was lonely and grew to enjoy annoying the operators.

"I would go into ecstasy when a lady scolded me," he was quoted as saying by Jiji Press.
Telephone operators - who in Japan are almost always women - nicknamed him the "don't-hang-up-man".

His calls usually came late and sometimes exceeded 200 times a night, Jiji Press said.

Chandler's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

The Japanese are sick. First Bukake...then used panties in vending machines...now sex calls to hardworking phone operators. I understand the allure of speaking to a stranger late at night while sniffing used panties, but come on man, they have 1-976 numbers for that.

It's almost as though the Japanese like to take it one step further with their sexual fantasies. For example, in North America, the average male would get turned on by getting a back massage from a beautiful woman. In Japan, they would have the woman covered in breast milk, with a fork piercing her labia, while singing the happy birthday song in German. Japan scares me. I wonder if they think normal stuff we do is disgusting. For example, a girl performing oral sex on a gentleman. Would they think that's sick because the girl wasn't covered in castor oil while eating a watermelon on her period? Hey, I'm just saying...

IRONMAN Trailer

As I eagerly took my seat at AMC to watch the much hyped movie Cloverfield, I saw a preview for a movie I never knew was being made (Although I could've expected it).

Although Cloverfield was very disappointing - No known reason why this "Alien" is attacking NYC or the hand held camera action like the Blair Witch, which almost made me sick by the end of it. The only good part about this movie was the previews and more importantly...the preview for Ironman!

These comic books turned hollywood movie has seen its fair share of Good (X-Men, Spider-man, any kind of man) and Bad (Daredevil, Catwoman), but now they are coming out like never before.

Directed by Jon Favreau, this comic is based on "Billionaire playboy industrialist Tony Stark who makes weapons for the U.S. government. While out on a field test of one of his inventions, he is wounded, captured and forced to make weapons for the enemy. Instead, he fashions himself a crude powered armor to save his life and facilitate his escape. When he returns home, he revises his armor and finds new purpose as the armored Avenger Iron Man!"

With Robert Downey Jr. (who has seen his fair share of Good and Bad movie roles....and rehabilitation clinics) playing the lead role of Ironman, this one looks to be on the better side.

Playing alongside Downey in this Classic comic is Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges and Samuel L. Jackson.


Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

This preview makes it seem as Robert Downey was the perfect fit for this role.
Check backaround May 2 for Le Sprogre's review on this movie. Needless to say, I'm sure we have all seen terrible movies with a great preview!

EXCLUSIVE: New Gnarls Barkley Song "Run"

GNARLS BARKLEY - RUN

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6991828c035def/

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Gnarls last album, "St. Elsewhere" was amazing. If you haven't listened to it, go grab it.

I am sure all of you at one point heard their smash hit "Crazy" on the radio. Lot's of artists who have initial success with their first album, fail to deliever another hit on their second try. I think most will agree with me when they hear this. This will be a HIT!!!

Mats Sundin To Be Traded???

For you hockey fans that know, and for those that don't - the hockey trade deadline is less than a month away. This is the time that hockey teams who are in rebuilding mode or should be (Toronto) should be trading in those high paid players for younger talent and draft picks. On the other end of the ice, teams who are looking to be competing for Lord Stanley's cup, will be pursuing some of the best players in the league.

I caught wind of a little rumour for all you Maple Leaf fans.... If you are on the up and up with the Leafs and follow them closely, you should know that Mats Sundin is considering waiving his no-trade clause. Also, Toronto is close to signing the Swedish player, Fabian Brunnstrom who has 29 points in 35 games playing with the European team Farjestad.

What this means is that the Leafs Captain can be treaded to any team in the NHL before the trade deadline. As much as Mats says he is committed to this Leafs team, he always wants to win a cup - and he can't do it with Toronto. There are very good possibilities that Mats Sundin will be traded to Calgary or Detroit. Detroit seems to be the likely team to bid on him, but there are talks that Toronto wants to trade him for a solid defenceman - like Phaneuf.

The Vancouver Canucks have offered Toronto Naslund and Salo for the big Swedish Captain, but this deal will not go through. I firmly believe that Mats Sundin will not be part of this Toronto Maple Leaf rebuilding and if not traded away now, he will be by the end of the season.

Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Toronto needs a new leader. Although Mats does well in the playoffs, we need to make it there for him to shine.
We need a new All-Star to take over the reigns and start a new era for Leafs hockey.

Watch No Country For Old Men For Free (DVD Screener)

http://filmhill.com/watch/10906/No-Country-for-Old-Men-2007.html

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Without giving anything away, this movie is sick. Golden Globe awards, Oscar nominations...definitely give it a viewing and see what all the buzz is about.

11-Year-Old Boy Partially Deaf for Nine Years Is Suddenly Cured

An 11-year-old boy from Britain, who was partially deaf for nearly 10 years, was suddenly cured when a thick piece of cotton popped out of his ear, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

Jerome Bartens was diagnosed as deaf in his right ear when he was just two-years-old. Over the next nine years, he struggled to live a normal life as a young boy — but everything changed when he felt a sudden pop in his right ear while playing a game of pool with friends.

He put his finger in his ear and pulled out a tip of a cotton wool bud that had been wedged in his ear since he was a toddler.

"It was just incredible — his hearing returned to normal in an instant," Barten's dad said.

"I had always suspected Jerome had stuck something in his ear when he was little and that was causing the problem. But the doctors and hearing specialists said it was wax and he would probably grow out of it."

"I am amazed they didn't spot something as obvious as a cotton wool bud."

Jerome is due to be examined by hearing experts later this week — and his dad is taking along the cotton wool bud as proof of his "miracle cure".

"It was very strange at first to be able to hear everything," said Barten.

"But now I'm getting used to it — it's great that people don't have to shout to me or that I don't have to turn my head all the time."

Courtesy Fox News


Chandler's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

How the hell do you have cotton stuck in your ear for 9 years?!!? How dumb were the doctors that worked on this kid? You think that they would take the time to look in his ears...I swear when I first read this I was convinced it was a prank...but unfortunately, it's true.

If this was my kid, I would first slap the doctors for being tools...then slap my kid for putting cotton in his ear...then slap myself for having a kid that stupid...then slap my wife just for the hell of it.

What's Hot In The World Of Music (Mp3 Update)

Here are some of the newest and hottest tracks currently out right now.

Adam Tensta - My Cool
http://www.zshare.net/audio/693798868b18da/

I'm not going to lie. The first time I heard this track was on Perez Hilton. If you are a fan of Lupe Fiasco or Kanye West, you will love this guy. First off, he is from Sweden. When was the last time you thought of Sweden as a hip hop country? Secondly, he is original. There is no talk of guns, or ho's, or gangbanging, etc. The video, which can be found below, is fresh. I think with proper promotion he could be huge, but then again, the number one selling ringtone artist in North America last year was Soulja Boy...


M. Pokora Feat Timbaland & Sebastian - Dangerous
http://www.zshare.net/audio/69378712101dc2/

This track will be huge. It has radio written all over it. M. Pokora is apparently some french artist who has recently hooked up with Timbaland to produce his third album. With this song, Timbaland sticks to his electro-pop sound, which helped his last album, "Shock Value" become a worldwide hit.

Kanye West Feat R. Kelly - Flashing Lights (Remix)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6938121db9332c/

If you have listened to Kanye's last album "Graduation", you will know that "Flashing Lights" was definitely one of the better, if not, best tracks on the album. This time around, R. Kelly has joined Kanye to produce a stellar remix. Hate him or love him, R. Kelly has talent. He is one of the only singers I know that can actually make vulgarity sound classy. This is definitely worth a listen.

Flo-rida Feat Timbaland - Elevator
http://www.zshare.net/audio/69381823098de0/

I am not a huge fan of Flo-rida. I have only heard a few of his songs. This particular song will be a hit...mark my words. It seems as though that anything Timbaland touches these days turns into gold. He might as well be called "Goldfinger". The beat is hot, the chorus is catchy...the artist still sucks...but that won't matter....it will still sell.

Adam Tensta - My Cool (Video)

New James Bond Movie Title: Quantum Of Solace

Produced by Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli (Eon Productions), QUANTUM OF SOLACE is scheduled for release November 7th 2008 and will be directed by Marc Forster. Principal photography started on January 2nd 2008 at Pinewood Studios and around the UK, and foreign locations including Italy, Panama, Austria and Bolivia. Paul Haggis completed the script based on a first draft screenplay developed by regular scribes Neal Purvis & Robert Wade.

The story will be a direct continuation of the events of Casino Royale. 007 will face off against villains Mathieu Amalric (Maurice Green), Anatole Taubman and Joaquin Cosío (General Medrano). Olga Kurylenko (Camille) and Gemma Arterton (MI6 Agent Fields) will play Bond Girls. Dame Judi Dench (M), Jeffrey Wright (Felix Leiter) and Giancarlo Giannini (Mathis) will reprise their roles as Bond's allies. It is British actor Daniel Craig’s second outing as James Bond, following his debut film Casino Royale released November 16th 2006.

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

I have no doubt in my mind that this next Bond installment is going to be a classic. Let's face it, when Casino Royale was first announced with Daniel Craig playing Bond, many had their doubts. There were numerous complaints by fans such as Craig being blonde, him not being able to drive stick (apparently), etc., but he proved the critics wrong and brought Bond back to his darker, edgier roots that Ian Flemming originally wrote about.

The fact that this next film apparently starts minutes after Casino Royale finshes is a great idea. Paul Haggis (Crash, Million Dollar Baby, etc), who wrote the original screenplay, wrote this one also. If anyone has watched any of the movies that he has worked on, you will know how truly talented this Canadian is.

So what does Quantum of Solace mean?

Well, to begin with, it's actually a title Flemming used for one of his early Bond books. I prefer that they stay to the original roots rather than making a silly name such as "Living Gold Daylights Never Die Tomorrow" or something to that effect.

Here is what Daniel Craig had to say about the title.

"This title is meant to confuse a little. It debates relationships and how they hurt and how people can be hurt. If you are not respecting each other - it's over, and at the end of the last movie Bond doesn't have that because his girlfriend has been killed."

When I first heard the title, I was a little confused and disappointed, but after some research and discussion, I feel that it's a great fit for what looks to be an amazing movie.

The New Jaguar XF

Recently introduced by Jaguar is the all new Jag XF - set to replace the S series.
With Jaguar on the brink of being sold to Indian Automaker "TATA" (Which Ford Motor Company has given "Preferred bidder" status), this newly redesigned Jag got a much needed face lift.

With a front end that looks like a Hyundai (which was not the initial design - the C-FX had a much sportier skirt), the XF makes up for with a back end that resembles the beautiful Aston Martin (Designed by Ian Callum and Henrik Fisker).

With options such as motorized vents, paddle shifters, motorized drive shift knob (that rises in your hand when you start the car!) and push button start, this car looks like the new era for Jaguar.

Believed to be starting in the low 50K's...this Series comes in the standard 4.2L V8 pumping out 300 ponies and 303 lb-ft of torque or the Supercharged V8 (possibly a 3.0L V6 version).

I believe this car will be worth the wait with a release date of Spring 2008.

Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Jaguar has done a great job in remodelling it's new generation of sports sedans.
Check out this video to see this beautiful cars styling, handling, interior and options. Try to ignore the narrator - his voice is a little annoying and I found him hard to understand.

P.S. This is supposed to be the car that James Bond (The classiest of all gents) will be driving in Bond 22! If it's good enough for James, it's good enough for me!

The Newest Bond Girl - Olga Kurylenko

In the well-kept tradition of 007's adventures, Bond girls are alluring, quick-witted young ladies who just about any man would fall for. 28-year-old Olga Kurylenko from the Ukraine is certainly no exception.

The producers of Bond 22 have revealed that Olga is set to play the dangerously alluring Camille. Only few character details were revealed, but Olga's road to Bond 22 and stardom is an interesting adventure in itself.

Born on the 14th of November, 1979 in Berdyansk, Ukraine, Olga grew up in the midst of a broken family during the period when Ukrainians were dominated by Soviet regime. Her and her mother lived together with a variety of extended family in a four-room flat. Berdyansk provided its townspeople with one major source of income - it was home to the Azov Sea spring water plant. When the factory went bankrupt and closed, Olga's mother spent all hours of the day at odd jobs while her grandmother took care of her daughter.

At the early age of 13 on the busy Moscow subway, a Russian talent agent approached Olga and her mother, Marina. Years later, Marina reported to the press that she was at first suspicious of the scout.

"I was very surprised and kept asking this woman whether she had some hidden agenda. I was amazed a complete stranger could scout for models like this", she said. Yet, after receiving details from the agent and a promise of a bright future, she agreed to join the agent's books and was told she would be contacted when she turned 17.

Under her agent's guidance she received training as a model and before she had turned 20 years-old Olga was whisked to Paris to begin a career. After learning the local language in just six months, she lead a prosperous life in the French model set and was quickly able to leave some of the less-fond memories of her childhood behind. She rarely discusses her home-life or past but was convinced to spill a few of the secrets for a recent press article. As a model she was made a regular face in fashion and on pages of magazines such as "Vogue" or "Elle" before progressing to the sliver screen...

In 2005, Olga won her first onscreen role. "L' Annulaire" (The Ring Finger), a Diane Bertrand drama, saw the lovely model-turned-actress take the lead role of Iris. For her role in this picture she won a Certificate of Excellence at the Brooklyn Film Festival.

Over the next few years, Olga appeared in a variety of French art-house films - some far from being family friendly.

A variety of top-notch dramas and thrillers ultimately lead her to 2007's "Hitman", co-starring one-time Bond hopeful, Dougray Scott, in a rip-roaring adventure/thriller. "Hitman" provided the perfect Hollywood break for young Olga and her careful film selection has paid off and her relative 'unknown' status has contributed to landing her a lead in the James Bond series.

In November 2008, Bond 22 will see 007 fight an emotional battle after the loss of Vesper, unravel the mystery of Mr. White's shadowy organisation, and romance the sexy and charming Camille - played by Olga Kurylenko.

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Plain and simple, this girl is HOT. The first time I ever heard about or saw her was in the film "Hitman". The movie was terrible in my opinion, but what caught my attention throughout the whole film (besides the terrible casting of Timothy Olyphant as Agent 47), was this gorgeous unk own eastern european beauty.

Like I do with most films that I watch, I went over to imdb.com, which Le Sprogre highly recommends, to read a little bit more on the movie. Playing the role of "Nika" was a little known model turned actress named Olga Kurylenko.

A little known tidbit about myself is that I am a HUGE James Bond fan. The fact that they cast this beauty as the next Bond girl is unbelievable. The funny thing is when I watched Hitman I actually thought to myself that she would make a great Bond girl. I know that they state the producers chose her for the role, but hell I bet either Paul Haggis or Daniel Craig hand selected her. I say Paul Haggis because he's Canadian and Canadians are notoriously classy (well most of them) and Daniel Craig because he's one of the most badass Bond's since Connery. Thanks to Olga, I have another amazing reason to look forward to the November release of yet-to-be-titled new Bond film.

Tom Cruise Does It Again

This guy never ceases to amaze me.
After all the crazy things Tom Cruise has said or done...this has to rank top 3.

This is by far the most interesting celebrity story of 2008 so far...

This video clip reassures my belief that this Scientologist (Not in any way a religion) cult has some of the best brain washers in the world getting these famous celebrities to buy in (literally) to this group.

Celebrities reportedly involved with Scientology:
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
Kirstie Alley
Beck
Juliette Lewis
Giovanni Ribisi
Lisa Marie Presley

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Although I like the Will Smith edit, Tom Cruise really has something wrong with him. It is quite amazing how stupid some actors are and how his agent approves of these interviews.

Million Dollar Idea: Like 911 for police, we need 666 for Scientologists.
GPS Tracking of all scientologists will help in aiding any person that is involved in a car accident!

This Guy Defines "Priceless"

Not only does this guy crash his car through the front window of this convenience store, he gets out of the car like nothing happened and goes to the counter to get some smokes and some gum. Honestly, what was this guy on? I'm assuming it's the same drugs that Britney is currently smoking, injecting, digesting, etc.

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

To be able to drive a car through the front window of a convenience store and still have the confidence to go up to the counter to grab gum (obviously to keep his breath fresh) and smokes (perhaps to offer to a lady?) is truly a gentleman in disguise. This guy is the hero of my day.

Best Car Thru Mini Mart Ever - Watch more free videos

The Beer Wars

Every year all Super Bowl fans look forward to one thing (other than New England losing, of course!) - Commercials. (And maybe something similar to the nipple incident)

As I'm sure most of you have seen (Either during the break of Heroes or through the quickly circulating You Tube) Bud Light has released 2 Pre Super Bowl commercials that they are hoping will become as popular as the "Whasssssup" commercials a few years back.

The commercials named "Dude" portrays your average joe using the catchy word "Dude" throughout the commercial through various incidents.

I am looking forward to the Super Bowl ads, but I do have a feeling Budweiser will be coming out with another good year of .30 second entertainment.

Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

I love these commercials and will continue to - until Bud Light plays it out like all the other Beer ads.

Terrel Owens Must Be Stoned

I don't get this guy...a couple weeks ago he is bitching about Jessica Simpson being in the crowd and messing up Tony Romo's game, yet now he is defending him after Romo took a trip with the c-lister down to Cabo...

I only have one explanation for this...Owens must be stoned...really stoned when this interview took place...this is actually pretty funny!!!

Chandler's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Owens looks like a bitch. Be a man. Have some class.

Travis Barker Remixes Flo-Rida's "Low"

I am sure most of you have already heard Travis Barker's (Blink 182, + 44, etc.) remix of Soulja's Boy's "Crank That", which he actually made into a hype track. Well, this time around, Mr. Barker has decided to remix one of the top singles in North America right now. Personally, I hate the original, but at least with this remix, it is a much better listen. You be the judge...

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Mr. Barker made a shit song sound good. Only a true gentleman can do that. Great work chap!

Cheers!!!

Old School Classic Track By Dr. Dre

Oh how I miss the days of the West Coast running the rap game. The shit they have coming out of the South and even parts of the East these days disgusts me.

This is rarer track by the legendary Dr. Dre and some of his crew. Enjoy.

Dr Dre Feat The DPG & Lady of Rage - Puffin' On Blunts, Drinkin' On Tanqueray
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6464771641046e/

Newest Hip Hop Mp3's & T-Pain Exposed

If you have yet to hear Snoop Dogg's newest single "Sensual Seduction" (original is called Sexual Eruption), you have been missing out. I have provided you below with the remix featuring the one and only Lil Kim.

On this track, Snoop flexes his vocal chords and dishes out a classic track. When I first heard this song, I immediately thought that this was another track with T-Pain, but to my surprise, it was Snoop.

I hate T-Pain. Hate him with a passion. I doubt this guy can even sing. He uses a vocoder type of connection to his microphone that allows him to have that electronic sounding voice. This track just proves that anyone can sound like T-Pain. I have added links to the actual video for this song and a video of a random guy using the same program/technique that T-Pain uses. This guy cannot sing worth shit, yet he makes his song sound good with this program. You be the judge.

Also, below are some of the latest hip hop tracks that I'm listening to. A definite standout is Fat Joe's 300, which samples the movie of the same title.

Enjoy.

Snoop Dogg Feat Lil Kim - Sensual Seduction (Remix)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6448945cb799ef/

Fat Joe - 300
http://www.zshare.net/audio/64460754fe72e4/

Young Buck - New York City
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6446121d7b0ec0/

Ice Cube - Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It
http://www.zshare.net/audio/644616799b34a6/

DJ Kay Slay Feat Papoose, Busta Rhymes & Big Lou - The Last Lyricists
http://www.zshare.net/audio/6446215446c60d/

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction Music Video



Random Guy Exposing T-Pain As A Fraud

Classic Material - Arnold Schwarzenegger @ Carnival In Brazil

This is classic Arnold. Yeah Buddy.

Bugatti Veryon Vs. Eurofighter Jet

Props to PG-13

Largest Plasma Screen In The World

SICK!!!

The Panasonic 150-inch Plasma was officially unveiled by the brand at the CES 2008 conference. This 150-inch plasma display features a 2160x4096 pixel count. Although not much is known about its prices techie part, it is supposed that this colossal screen feeds on 220volts. And if you are already digging in to your pockets to buy this TV (assuming that you can accommodate this screen in your den) then you need to pause till 2009 (at least).

via Engadget

My New Haircut

If you haven't seen this yet...you have to watch this! It's one of the funniest things I have seen on You Tube to date...

Anyone growing up in Southern Ontario, Jersey, or NYC has met somebody like this before. Too funny.

Blog Blog Blog

So yes, I have decided to copy the numerous celebrities and local bafoons who already have a blog. Why would I do such a thing? Well, to be quite frank...I'm a pretty messed up individual who feels the need to spread his retarded thoughts and findings to the world. Anyone that knows me knows that I have a disgusting ability to find all the latest and craziest shit on the Internet.

Enjoy.

Chandler