1.30.2008

Just Plain Sick (We Love The Japanese)

As my long time friend and colleague Chandler has just posted - the Japanese culture can be sick.

I'm sure we've all heard or had those crazy stories where the Japanese guy pulls a knife on you and tells you to strip (Or was that just me?).

Except this time, it's actually true.

A teacher at a Tokyo school was arrested on Monday for making a group of boys undress at knifepoint and stealing their underpants, Kyodo news agency reported.
A group of eight boys aged 12 to 13 were playing in school grounds earlier this month when the 26-year-old man, who teaches at a different school, approached them.

Two of the boys ran away but he made the other six take off their trousers and underpants, it quoted local police as saying. The knife touched one boy, causing minor injuries, they said.

I hope they find out that this is the guy that is supplying those vending machines with those underwear and panties.

Just when you thought that was it...there's a little something extra!


The principal of the school where he taught was shown on TV saying he was a dedicated teacher.

So not only did this Principal not deny he ever worked at the school, or that he will be fired...No no, he was dedicated!


Dedicated to what you might ask? Maybe he was dedicated in training the class the finer art of sniffing panties? Dedicated to teaching a class full of young children that dirty panties will fulfill all of their sexual desires? Dedicated to being able to lick his own anus while juggling 3 knives? I guess we will never know...

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

What happened to the good old days where people with knives used them to shank hookers and homeless people?


Also, if I was a little Japanese kid and some stranger came up to me asking me for my underwear...I'm pretty sure I would've shit my pants, whipped it out and threw it right in his face.

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