The Great Black Ninja?

Officers said they noticed a man urinating outside a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. Officers said Andre Handison put up a fight and tried to make his getaway by diving head first through the window of his car.

He missed, and smashed his face on the side of the car. He needed some medical attention before a trip to the jail.

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Is this guy for real? Does he really think he is Jackie Chan?

There is only one explanation for this - he saw Ong-Bak the day before and thought he could jump through windows OR he thought that because he was black, the car was black and the windows are tinted he could make like a Chameleon and blend!

New reports show that this man was on crack.

"Special" Package for Grandma

A postal worker delivered a nasty surprise to an elderly grandmother, exposing his erect penis while handing over her mail.

A court in Australia heard that Raymond Toa Vaele, 46, had been delivering a parcel to the woman when she invited him inside to put it down.

As he handed her a clipboard to sign for the item, the woman noticed Vaele's erect penis poking 10cm out of his shorts. (She must have liked it somewhat as she looked at it long enough to know it was sticking 10cm out of his pants!)



Vaele, a father of four who worked as a sub contractor for the Australian Postal service, was sentenced to three years' probation over the October 23, 2006 incident inside the 62 year-old woman's Brisbane home.

"He didn't deny that it had happened," Mr Edwards said of the erection."He is ashamed and he is sorry."

Judge Charles Brabazon was less forgiving, however, after it was revealed Vaele - a devout Mormon - had been on bail at the time for attempting to kiss a 13 year-old girl and breaking into her home to leave lewd magazines for her to read. (Who does that? Fuckin' Aussies)

In a victim impact statement tendered to the court, the elderly woman said she had felt humiliated, violated and was now left with a deep distrust of postmen."It may be embarrassing for you, but it is disturbing for the people who are affected by it," the judge told Vaele."She was a widow at home alone."This was no passing event. It is something that has had a permanent affect on her." (She's a Grandmother, I'm sure she's seen a penis before.)

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Even though he didn't pull down his pants and start running after her around the house, who delivers the mail with a woody?

Something is really wrong with this guy - kissing 13 year old girls, leaving dirty magazines for her to read, delivering mail with an erection - this guy has problems.

Maybe he thought it would be funny if he pulled a Timberlake "dick in a box" routine, although I don't think she would have been impressed with that either.
His 4 kids must be proud!

Leave it to the Chinese...

A Chinese aquarium is staging an underwater olympics to mark Chinese New Year.

The event, at Underwater World in Qingdao city, will feature sports including fencing, shooting, cycling and gymnastics, reports Qingdao Morning Post.

For the fencing contest, participants will fight while blanced on a steel cable with the one falling off first being declared the loser. (So stabbing the guy doesn't necessarily mean you win?)

And for the shooting, competitors will use specially made harpoon-style guns to pop balloons fastened to a board. (The same kind of gun they used to kill Jaws?)

Organizers say some events - such as gymnastics - will be easier underwater because athletes' bodies will feel lighter. (I dunno about you, but the lightest people I know are Asian!)

"All the participants are professional divers. We want to promote Qingdao city as the host of the sailing events of the 2008 Beijing Olympics," said a spokesman for the aquarium.

Underwater World says the games will last almost two weeks, till the end of the Chinese Spring Festival, around February 12.

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Although I like the thought of this, I would prefer it if they took it to the extreme - like everything else.

An actual fencing match, sword fights, who can swim faster - the man or the shark?, underwater kung-fu or anything of that sort. Of course there would also be prize money at the end of it!

Usher's New Single (mp3)

Usher Feat Young Jeezy - Love In This Club

http://www.zshare.net/audio/72144532b6c2e3/

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

This is probably going to be the first single off of Usher's new album and it's going to be huge!!! This song is fire...Smooth as hell. Enjoy this song now because in a month or so, you will be sick of hearing it on the radio. The beat is disgusting and Usher kills it. Enjoy.

Superbowl Commercials

In case any of you did not get a chance to see the Superbowl's multi-million dollar commercials...or you don't get American (good commercial) stations...here you go!



One of my favourites of this year...



Very funny as well...



I was expecting something along these lines, but it still made me laugh...



Good commercial with great CGI...



Funny little spoof on "The Godfather" horse bit....what an amazing looking car...




Not bad...I like how they added LL and Busta - always a good touch!



You can't go wrong with Gecko's dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller!

Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Superbowl commercials are always classic.

Although the Canadian commercials were ok, they are still nothing compared to those of the States.

Even though this year was not as good as previous, it is still good for a couple of laughs.

Superbowl Movie Trailers

Besides Ironman, I saw these trailers and feel that they have potential:

Wall-E



Wanted




Prince Caspian



88 Minutes




Semi-Pro



Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Not much I can say, they all look good!

Superbowl XLII Highlights

WOW!

That is the only thing I can say about this Superbowl.

Nobody could have asked for a better game than this...sacks, interceptions, fumbles, touchdowns, this game had everything.

As little Manning took on the undefeated New England Patriots in an all out war, it was the 12 point underdog Giants who took it home this year.

This morning, I came down to the TV turned on to a movie my dad was watching called "Facing the Giants". A movie about a Christian high school team who was winless the year before and with the help of God, went to and won the championships.

I should have read the signs because that is what the Giants needed today, God.

Manning throwing exceptionally well today, moving around the pocket, dodging sacks with Burress and Toomer making some big plays to help out. But it was really about Tyree and Boss (The 3rd and 4th receivers)on the last couple of drives to put N.Y. in the endzone.

Check out these highlights in the best Superbowl I have ever seen.




Rabba's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

An amazing game with a happy ending.

New England loses and the '72 Dolphins still hold the record for winning an entire season (Superbowl included) undeafeated.

Although I do not like Manning that much, he stepped it up like I have never seen. Also, it's always good to see Strahan finally get a ring.

Mike Tyson's Funniest Moments

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

No explanation needed here. This is some funny shit. Mike Tyson is the best.

Jimmy Kimmel's Birthday Gift

Chandler's Verdict:

CLASSY!!!

Matt Damon is jokes. He was hilarious in Team America, even funnier in Euro Trip, and now this. I'm not a big fan of Sarah Silverman, but this is gold. I didn't even know she was dating Jimmy, but anything with Matt Damon in it is clutch. He is the most versatile actor in Hollywood. He should win an oscar for this...his dancing impecable, his voice like an angel, his boyish good looks...he's the new Paul Newman!

And The Most Annoying Person Goes To....

Let me give you a couple of hints - He's black, In the music industry, considers himself a "DJ", his name rhymes with Poo and Jew.

Can't get it?

DJ CLUE. He has to be the most annoying person I have ever heard in my life.

If you have heard any rap song that has leaked into the public, you have heard him on the track.

I really think he got started in this business by everyone knowing him to be this annoying piece of shit, that the music producers said to themselves..."This guy is terrible. We need to make people stop downloading songs illegaly and off the internet, and I have a great idea. We will put him in these new rap songs, and repeat what he says over and over and over and over until he makes a parrot jealous." It worked.

He's so annoying, that I would prefer to rip my own ears off then to hear him ever again. Better yet, I would rip out his own tongue, make him lick his own ass, then shove it down his throat until he chokes so doesn't have to cause the music industry any more harm.

I think I would prefer to listen to Japanese karaoke!

If you don't know the magnitude of which this annoyance is...please listen to the track below from Jay-Z and Timbaland called "Ain't I".

For your reading pleasure, I have slow played the song and written down every single word DJ CLUE says in this song:

"YEAH...NEW JAYZ...YUP...DJ CLUE...I AM LEGEND, NIGGA...PART 1...YUP...CLUE...WHOOOOO...YUP...WORD...NEW JAYZ...IT'S CALLED AINT I...DJ CLUE...I AM LEGEND...PART 1, Y'ALL...CMON...WHAAAT...CLUE...HAHA...WORD...MY MAIN BLACK...125th...(Can't understand, Ebonics?)...14th Street...(Can't understand, more Ebonics?)...YUP...UH...CLUE….(Can't understand)...REMEMBER DAT...I AM LEGEND...PART 1...I....JIGGA MAN...YUP...DJ CLUE...DESERT STORM...FISHER BATES? (Possibly his drug dealer, or fellow gangbanger?)...AINT I...DJ TIMBO (The lucky man who will take over when DJ CLUE gets a pole mysteriously shoved in his mouth?)...DESERT STORM (He was in the war?)...EXCLUSIVE...YOU SEEN...I AM LEGEND...PART 1...YALL KNOW WHAT IT IS (I do? Sounds familiar, like from R. Kelly)"

So, besides the witty comments he makes such as Yeah, Yup, Whoo, Cmon, What, Word, Uh...I think he needs to remind us that we are actually listening to him instead of the actual artists, which is why he says his name repeatedly.
He also likes to tell us who is singing, because we can't see that from the file name, or the distinct voice of Jay-Z.

I have actually discovered a new man for the job...he's a great candidate as he is black, raised and currently lives in the streets and goes by the name of "DJ Bumbarass".

He has given me a taste and it goes like this:

"Whaddup Y'all...DJ Bumbarass...Straight outta the hood...This is Fo All A Y'all...Jerk Chicken, WHAT...Tiger Woods...My man...Dominoooos...Ya Heard...Purple Drank...Western Union, Brup Brup!...Bumba Bumba....Fooood Stamps!...Big tune"

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

I don't have anything else to say about that.

Helicopter

For those of you who suffer from boredom at work due to blocked MSN, youtube, Maxim, Cosmo, whatever it is - You can find all the entertainment you need here at Le Sprogre and Addictinggames.com.

I found myself playing this Helicopter game until my eyes were blurring and couldn't make out the difference between Helicopter and walls.

The website is: http://www.addictinggames.com/helicopter.html

Good luck in beating my score of 3990!!