The Great Black Ninja?

Officers said they noticed a man urinating outside a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. Officers said Andre Handison put up a fight and tried to make his getaway by diving head first through the window of his car.

He missed, and smashed his face on the side of the car. He needed some medical attention before a trip to the jail.

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

Is this guy for real? Does he really think he is Jackie Chan?

There is only one explanation for this - he saw Ong-Bak the day before and thought he could jump through windows OR he thought that because he was black, the car was black and the windows are tinted he could make like a Chameleon and blend!

New reports show that this man was on crack.