And The Most Annoying Person Goes To....

Let me give you a couple of hints - He's black, In the music industry, considers himself a "DJ", his name rhymes with Poo and Jew.

Can't get it?

DJ CLUE. He has to be the most annoying person I have ever heard in my life.

If you have heard any rap song that has leaked into the public, you have heard him on the track.

I really think he got started in this business by everyone knowing him to be this annoying piece of shit, that the music producers said to themselves..."This guy is terrible. We need to make people stop downloading songs illegaly and off the internet, and I have a great idea. We will put him in these new rap songs, and repeat what he says over and over and over and over until he makes a parrot jealous." It worked.

He's so annoying, that I would prefer to rip my own ears off then to hear him ever again. Better yet, I would rip out his own tongue, make him lick his own ass, then shove it down his throat until he chokes so doesn't have to cause the music industry any more harm.

I think I would prefer to listen to Japanese karaoke!

If you don't know the magnitude of which this annoyance is...please listen to the track below from Jay-Z and Timbaland called "Ain't I".

For your reading pleasure, I have slow played the song and written down every single word DJ CLUE says in this song:

"YEAH...NEW JAYZ...YUP...DJ CLUE...I AM LEGEND, NIGGA...PART 1...YUP...CLUE...WHOOOOO...YUP...WORD...NEW JAYZ...IT'S CALLED AINT I...DJ CLUE...I AM LEGEND...PART 1, Y'ALL...CMON...WHAAAT...CLUE...HAHA...WORD...MY MAIN BLACK...125th...(Can't understand, Ebonics?)...14th Street...(Can't understand, more Ebonics?)...YUP...UH...CLUE….(Can't understand)...REMEMBER DAT...I AM LEGEND...PART 1...I....JIGGA MAN...YUP...DJ CLUE...DESERT STORM...FISHER BATES? (Possibly his drug dealer, or fellow gangbanger?)...AINT I...DJ TIMBO (The lucky man who will take over when DJ CLUE gets a pole mysteriously shoved in his mouth?)...DESERT STORM (He was in the war?)...EXCLUSIVE...YOU SEEN...I AM LEGEND...PART 1...YALL KNOW WHAT IT IS (I do? Sounds familiar, like from R. Kelly)"

So, besides the witty comments he makes such as Yeah, Yup, Whoo, Cmon, What, Word, Uh...I think he needs to remind us that we are actually listening to him instead of the actual artists, which is why he says his name repeatedly.
He also likes to tell us who is singing, because we can't see that from the file name, or the distinct voice of Jay-Z.

I have actually discovered a new man for the job...he's a great candidate as he is black, raised and currently lives in the streets and goes by the name of "DJ Bumbarass".

He has given me a taste and it goes like this:

"Whaddup Y'all...DJ Bumbarass...Straight outta the hood...This is Fo All A Y'all...Jerk Chicken, WHAT...Tiger Woods...My man...Dominoooos...Ya Heard...Purple Drank...Western Union, Brup Brup!...Bumba Bumba....Fooood Stamps!...Big tune"

Rabba's Verdict:

NOT CLASSY!!!

I don't have anything else to say about that.