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Hilarious LaDainian Tomlinson & Kimbo Slice Nike Commercial
Now this is just hilarious. San Diego Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson doing some “old school” training with none other than Kimbo Slice.
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Musician Isaac Hayes Dead At Age 65
Isaac Hayes aka "Black Moses" died today after his wife Adjowa found him unconscious on the floor near a still running treadmill inside their Tennessee home. He was taken to Baptist Memorial Hospital and pronounced dead at 2:08 this afternoon, at the age of 65. The cause of death was not known and foul play not suspected.
The tragic irony of his death comes only a day after comedian Bernie Mac succumbed to complications with pneumonia and was set to star in a comedic film titled "Soul Men" featuring Hayes & Sam Jackson scheduled for a Nov 12 release later this year.
Hayes born Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr. shot to stardom with his Academy Award Winning "Theme From Shaft" and was not only a soul & funk singer-songwriter, musician, record producer, arranger, film score composer and actor but also known to a younger generation as the voice for the character "Chef" on the Comedy Central animated TV series South Park.
The Covington, Tennessee native was one of the most famous artists/musicians of all time primarily due to his funk laden rendition of Burt Bacharach's "Look Of Love" made popular to the Hip Hop generation as the sampled gem used on Jay-Z's "Can I Live" for his debut Reasonable Doubt. Hayes leaves behind wife Adjowa Hayes, 12 children, 14 grandchildren & three great-grandchildren. To Black Moses you will be sorely & surely missed.
R.I.P.
8.09.2008
Comedian Bernie Mac Dead At Age 50
The Chicago Tribune has reported comedian Bernie Mac succumbed to complications with pneumonia at the age of 50 early this morning as confirmed by his publicist. Mac had been hospitalized earlier this week at Northwestern Hospital due to the illness.
The Chicago native born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough was one of the premier comedians rising from Chi-Town's chitlin' circuit to making appearances on the old Def Comedy Jam, BET's Comic View, Spike Lee's The Kings of Comedy, Oceans' 11, 12 & 13 along with his own sitcom, The Bernie Mac Show, a satirical look at his home life which consisted of his wife and his drug addicted sister's three kids whom Mac took in, cared for and often used as the back drop for his comedic routines.
R.I.P.
New Music Update
N.E.R.D Feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha T - Everybody Nose (Remix) (VIDEO)
T.I. - Whatever You Like (VIDEO)
T.I. - Whatever You Like (VIDEO)
8.08.2008
Dumbass Of The Day: Man Tries To Escape Jail One Day Before His Release
GRAYSON, Calif. -- An inmate who was just a day away from release fled from the Stanislaus County Inmate Honor Farm in Grayson on Thursday, the sheriff's department said.
Modesto resident Silbestre Penaloza Menera, 32, escaped through a gate that had been opened for a truck, then followed the vehicle and escaped. He ran into a cornfield.
Menera had just finished eating lunch and was returning to the yard when he ran for the gate, Deputy Royjindar Singh said.
A deputy saw Menera leaving as he was arriving for work.
The corn is 9 to 10 feet tall, so it's hard to see a human. A K-9 unit, sheriff's department helicopter, deputies and the California Highway Patrol are looking for him.
Menera was sentenced for a count of driving under the influence, the sheriff's department said. He was sentenced to serve five days with two days credit.
He also had a second DUI case pending in the court system, Singh said.
Chandler's Vedict:
NOT CLASSY!!!
This is probably the dumbest thing I have heard about in a long time. This is like a guy about to lose his virginity who decides that he'll masturbate just before penetration. Instead of waiting a few moments, or in this case a day...this jerk off decided to pull a Field of Dreams in the nearby corn fields. Kevin Costner's character didn't just say "what the hell" and decide to sprint like Carl Lewis into the corn fields. He listened to the sexilicious voice of James Earl Jones and stayed the hell out. This goof should of just sucked it up (literally) one last day.
Proposed Louis Vuitton Flagship Store In Japan
A new project by Dutch architects UNStudio - images show a proposed flashship store for fashion house Louis Vuitton in Japan. The current flagship store in Paris:
The exact location and construction schedule of the ten-storey building are secret for now.
The design for the 10 storey (54 meter tall) flagship Louis Vuitton store in Japan aims to establish an architectural equivalent of the identity of Louis Vuitton in which classical and modern qualities are blended, reinforcing each other. The design inspires the visitor with a feeling of being in the House of Louis Vuitton by celebrating the qualities that make up the essence of the company, its products, its history and its future.
The elements that represent the classical values connected to the Louis Vuitton brand are implicitly present throughout the design. These elements are to a large extent identical to the modernity also implicit in the name Louis Vuitton, along with the value of inventiveness. The element that moves through all the scale levels of the design is the leaf shape. The leaf is found in the floor plan, in the section and in the elevation. It has been applied to the construction also, responding to location-specific constructional demands. Leaf-shaped openings in the façade give the building a strong identity with landmark potential, while complying with the necessity for discreetness with respect to visibility from the outside. The leaf shape can be seen as bearing a connection to the famous Louis Vuitton monogram.
Rabba's Verdict:CLASSY!!!
Along with other architecturally stunning buildings all over Asia and Europe, this one looks to stand out more than a black man at a Jonas brothers concert.
The Beijing Olympics are here!
So it is Day 1 at the Beijing Summer Olympics and the story I have been hearing about is not about the smog or this year's American Olympic swimmer that posed for Playboy or even about the American Basketball team losing again. No, all the media attention has been revolved around a Chinese Restaurant called Guo-li-zhang (which if my lessons on the Chinese language from watching OMNI 2 serve me correct, I think means “House of Dick”).The Guo-li-zhang restaurant in Beijing has been making news headlines across the world with its "delicacies". The Guo-li-zhuang menu has a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles.Yes that's right, animal penises and testicles - for people to eat them.
Ox penises help manliness. They're cut along the side and shaped into little stars. Apparently the more dick you eat equates to being more of a “man”.
The yak penis is served with a dragon. In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests there's a list of others. I personally recommend the leopard dick. It has spots and is delicious. It’s somewhat reminiscent of the black & white cookie…total unity!!! Hey, isn’t that what the Olympics is all about?
'Henry's whip' is the house speciality at Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant. It's a sheep's penis on a stick covered in mayonnaise, sweet cheese, served on a bed of lettuce. Sounds like the perfect food for a hangover!!!
The penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce. For women, eating penis is supposed to be good for the skin. I’ve been trying to tell people that for years!!!!Along with the fine delicacies of a variety of animal penis you can try, they also offer deer-penis Juice (I would assume freshly made! Does it have pulp?) along with deer and sheep feces (Is it blended like a smoothie? Does it taste like Crunchy Peanut Butter or is it featured with lettuce, tomato and cucumber?)
Rabba's Verdict:
NOT CLASSY!
Asians are truly innovators in being sick bastards. What’s next…used panties in vending machines? Oh wait…they already have them!!! Gotta love the Asians…
8.06.2008
We're Back Baby!!!
It's been almost 6 months since our last post...but finally Le Sprogre is back!!! We have had quite the adventures since February. Travelled to the Sudanese coast to deliver a baby elephant from a tiger's ass...Got a vasectomy, reversed it, only to get it done once more and ate lunch multiple times with the midget from this video...he's a real gentleman!!!
Anyways, we promise to never leave our fellow gents again. We are here at Le Sprogre to provide you with the classiest of material to make your work day that much easier and enjoyable. Be prepared for funnier, sexier, and somewhat erotic posts to come...
- Le Sprogre Staff
Anyways, we promise to never leave our fellow gents again. We are here at Le Sprogre to provide you with the classiest of material to make your work day that much easier and enjoyable. Be prepared for funnier, sexier, and somewhat erotic posts to come...
- Le Sprogre Staff
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